I found this way too funny.
Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.
Because you were my ray of light, my heart and my warmth. A world without you is unthinkable; hopeless and ultimately, an oblivion. So please, please don’t leave me here all alone.
If homophobia were a conversation about food...
Being a Master brings a lot of anxiety and that carries over to dreams and no matter how good you are, consuming your own nightmares is never easy.
a headcanon in which Riku has nightmares that he’s alone, fighting endless, unwinnable battles forever
Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General.
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.
Beware the darkness in your heart. The Heartless prey upon it.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Submit to and obey the mask. Gather, depravity!
why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”
Uchihas passing around eyeballs like a joint